MY WIFE IS A SNACK RIB
God took his time when he cooked up this marriage.
Read: Genesis 2:21-22 (NLT)
So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep. While the man slept, the Lord God took out one of the man's ribs and closed up the opening. Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib, and he brought her to the man.